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May 15, 2008, 12:59 pm
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STDs Running Rampant In Retirement Community

Doctors said sexually transmitted diseases among senior citizens are running rampant at a popular Central Florida retirement community, according to a Local 6 News report. …

“I have had a better dating life since I have been here than I have ever had,” Franklin said. “I know there are things going around.”

A doctor blamed Viagra, a lack of sex education and no risk for pregnancy for the spike in sexually transmitted diseases at The Villages.

“All I can repeat are the things I have heard which are things like, ‘Should I bring the little blue pills over tonight?’” community singles group president Richard Matwyshen said.

Good luck trying to sleep tonight.


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Looking forward to getting old. :)

Comment by mudpuppy May 15, 2008 @ 1:00 pm

What, when you have no agility to put anything you’ve learned to use?

(Oh boy, I see this going downhill fast. :lol: )

Comment by Shane Bertou May 15, 2008 @ 1:02 pm

Curse you, Bertou.

Comment by JoshWay May 15, 2008 @ 1:18 pm

yep.

Comment by Billy May 15, 2008 @ 1:52 pm

Why are people always so weird about old people having sex? Really people, get over it.

Comment by Tamara May 15, 2008 @ 2:38 pm

Talk about a wet blanket! :lol:

Comment by Shane Bertou May 15, 2008 @ 2:47 pm

I plan on being very agile.

Comment by mudpuppy May 15, 2008 @ 2:48 pm

People are always weirded out about old people having sex because they’re OLD PEOPLE.

Comment by Cheryl May 15, 2008 @ 2:50 pm

HAVING SEX!

Comment by Shane Bertou May 15, 2008 @ 2:52 pm

WITH OTHER OLD PEOPLE!

Comment by Pdog May 15, 2008 @ 3:06 pm

i love what the dr blames.

Comment by jess May 15, 2008 @ 3:44 pm

Well, it does just about sum it up. :lol:

Comment by Shane Bertou May 15, 2008 @ 3:46 pm

I need to scrub that mental picture with Clorox!

Comment by Katie May 15, 2008 @ 4:20 pm

Seriously, there’s no fool like an OLD fool.

Comment by TEQUILACAT May 16, 2008 @ 2:48 am



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