The Office – Quotes

An entire website with nothing but quotes from The Office. You are welcome.

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5 thoughts on “The Office – Quotes

  1. Toby: Actually, I didn’t think it was appropriate to invite children since it’s, uh, you know. There’s gambling and alcohol… And it’s in our dangerous warehouse. And it’s a school night. And, you know, Hooters is catering. You know. Is that- is that enough? Should I keep going?

    Michael Scott: Why are you the way that you are? Honestly, every time I try to do something fun or exciting, you make it not that way. I hate so much about the things that you choose to be.

  2. Stanley: I took an extra shot of insulin in preparation for this cake today. If I don’t have some cake soon I might die.

    Oscar: Why don’t you just have an apple?

    Stanley: Why don’t you mind your business.

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