Cheryl and I have decided that this is going to be our last child. So after he’s born this summer, I’ll be getting a vasectomy.
For me, the excitement and anticipation of our new arrival has been somewhat offset by the looming sense of dread over what I’ve come to refer to as “V Day.” Lately, I find myself thinking about getting neutered more than I think about the arrival of our new son. The other night I even had a dream in which I was undergoing the procedure. Freaked me right the heck out.
I decided that I should probably start educating myself about the procedure; what it’s going to be like, what side effects I might suffer, etc. Then I did the absolute worst thing a man in my condition could possibly do. I watched the procedure on YouTube!
So now I think I need some counseling here. Any dudes out there who have already had a date with Dr. Snippy? Am I getting myself worked up over nothing? Should I flee the country?